Things alcohol destroys*:

*Based on true stories

  • an already painful break-up (especially when he sees you passed out on the bathroom floor)
  • a commitment to not sleeping with that asshole ex
  • the ability to see ugly people
  • the ability to make wise decisions
  • the ability to look attractive
  • modesty
  • basic speech patterns
  • your parents’ perfect vision of you
  • your waistline

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    All worth it though.
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